Don't you send me to vm
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
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No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
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He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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