your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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