i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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