On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
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I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
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Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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