you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
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