God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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