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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes

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(814): Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes http://tfl.nu/sox5

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

super hot butfun

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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.

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(832): super hot butfun (832): Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make. http://tfl.nu/zsez

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(240): View more from Maryland

Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.

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(240): Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates. http://tfl.nu/bvcb

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(602): View more from Arizona

So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.

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(602): So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better. http://tfl.nu/qcgw

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(203): View more from Connecticut

There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.

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(203): There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game. http://tfl.nu/0we4

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(818): View more from California

I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.

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(818): I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder. http://tfl.nu/z8u4

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(312): View more from Illinois

Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.

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(312): Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season. http://tfl.nu/nsh1

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(631): View more from New York

4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.

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(631): 4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised. http://tfl.nu/mwr8

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(949): View more from California

it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable

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(949): it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable http://tfl.nu/8shm

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(757): View more from Virginia

I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.

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(757): I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you. http://tfl.nu/6wwz

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(614): View more from Ohio

He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.

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(614): He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails. http://tfl.nu/6r5a

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(909): View more from California

He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.

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(909): He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere. http://tfl.nu/wyhi

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(712): View more from Iowa

You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.

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On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.

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(712): You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled. (712): On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride. http://tfl.nu/7lij

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.

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(931): Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned. http://tfl.nu/a2rg

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(518): View more from New York

I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants

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(518): I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants http://tfl.nu/tuxk

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