i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children