I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.