Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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