A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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