Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize