Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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