I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
should my penis look like a turkey
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
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He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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