is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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