Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
We just shotgunned beers for America
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Randomize
