STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
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Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
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Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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