question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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