Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
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Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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