Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
