I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
handjob tips. give me some.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
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So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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