oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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