well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I use my feet as sexual weapons
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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