Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I wish I only lived at night.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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