like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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