My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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