My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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