im gay
i know
yea but for you.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
i dont even know how to be here
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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