I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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