I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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