mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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