if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
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Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
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It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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