I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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