sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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