Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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