just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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