Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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