question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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