He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Randomize
