my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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