i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
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Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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