North Korea, Best Korea!
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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