Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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