just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
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Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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