do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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