last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
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doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
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yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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