we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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