have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
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