I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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