If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
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Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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