She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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