If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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