You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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