are you still at the devil's house?
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Last time i carry you out of a forest
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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