Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
