Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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